623 women, 2 pitting armpits and 1 exhausted toddler later. I DID IT. i have done it. I have met the Pioneer Woman
Now listen im a freak of nature. Like you don’t know that by now.I was so excited was shaking, sweating, nervous, glowing radiantly as i wrapped my arms around her sweet neck. I’m never star struck. ever. but i was today.
ive actually met quite a lot of “famous” people. Even a Jonas brother had a crush on me. (gag) But that’s another story. I just dont think famous people are any more important than my grocery bagger. in fact. i like my grocery bagger better.
but this. this was The Ree Drummond. I’ve been positively stalking her blog for the past 2 years of my life. I laughed, i cried. i laughed more as i learned the ends and outs of this odd creature named Ree. So i felt like I finally was meeting my long distance friend for the first time. Mister and I made matching shirts and everything (which Ree Loved.)
like i told you I am a freak
a freak i say.
Mister and my friend Tianna in line.
Uh so uh hi Ree… Im Renee. im pitting terribly. uh Im nervous and absoutly love you. I dont want to talk about it im so nervous.
ive only been stalking you for 2 years.
“So who is this sweet boy?”
oh sweet Jesus i am going to throw up on you Ree.
“This is mister. his name is Levi”
“What a darling boy, and those shirts… you are seriously crafty!”
did she just call me crafty? ME? whew.
“Oh Ree by the way… I have a little something for your girls.”
isn’t she stunning?? seriously
these are some headbands for your sweet girls
SHE LOVED THEM!
no she adored them.
and i was ecstatic.
here Ree. sign some more and more and more and more and more..
do i look a itsy-bitsy itty-bitty teensy-weensy gleeful?
im a freak.
all in all… im so happy i didn’t vomit on you Ree. I love you . You are wonderful and delightfully witty. and one day im coming to the ranch to cook with you and drink wine with you. and i might even put a chisel in your laundry pile.
look at her boots. aren’t the glorious?
So one day. ill be there Ree.
love your favorite freak,